This was supposed to be a silly, pointless, stupid, smut-less fic. But it turned into a shitty, pointless, stupid, smutful fic anyway gdi. I apologize because I haven’t written porn in, well, forever.
Title: Slammin’ shots and marry a man.
Warnings: Porn. Pure and simple porn. And swearing. And stupid drunks. And Elvis.
Summary: It’s spring break. They get drunk. Marriage and sex ensues.